Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Competition & Globalization

August, 2008

“Good Morning everyone! We are group 11, here to present our COG project on the Aluminium and Copper Industry, with special emphasis on India and China.” After giving the industry overview, naming key players and doing a Porter’s analysis on the Copper industry in India, we all knew what the next slide would be – uses of copper. In comes Mr. Mayur Bhutani. After a lot of blah-blah-blah-blah, he finally says what we had thought our first six of the innings would be. “So we see that the uses of copper vary from Copper-T to Liberty!” (Please see below the actual slide used)

After his brief presentation (1 slide to be exact), he steps back and I return to carry the show further. Then, when we come to the slide titled “Sterlite Industries”, I pause and say, “Now Srinivas will take over.” Srini has absolutely no idea that he has to present. With an expression on his face saying “What the hell Gullu!” he comes over and starts speaking. Second six of the innings. By this time, our dear Prof. Sarin has already realized that the triple-sundae MayB-Gullu-Srini is far deadlier than the usual MayB-Gullu combo. After ‘strategically summarizing Sterlite’s competitive advantage’, we come to the slide titled “On the lighter side”. Now here is where we get an opportunity to compare India and China.

 

We then open the floor to questions. Obviously, people are laughing their hearts out and are least bothered about asking questions. So, Dr. Sarin takes the onus upon him and asks, “Why are your per capita figures of copper consumption in India so different from those of the other group?” We obviously don’t know the answer (may be the group copied the numbers from some other source). Time for the third six. In a very composed manner, I say, “Sir, the population of India changes very fast! And hence, there is a difference in the per capita consumption figures.” Everyone, including Dr. Sarin, starts laughing and our group bows before exiting the stage. Funny thing, none of us got an A in that subject, even though we were quite sure that we would be the best as far as peer-evaluation component was concerned. But who cares, I thoroughly enjoyed the session and the course. I took all the electives floated by Sarin sir, and have had great fun in every one of them.

6 comments:

KauMoChan said...

go gullu!! :D

Anonymous said...

Sarin's reply to the population funda: "We may not be great producers, but we are definitely great Reproducers!!! " :D

Anonymous said...

Sarin's reply to the population funda: "We may not be great producers, but we are definitely great Reproducers!!! " :D

Maverick's Musings said...

Haha..i liked the part"India's population changes fast" :)

Srini said...

3 sixes in one over... A day to remember.. You will get a payback for the second one though!

Anonymous said...

hey gullu...i too was part of the group and though (or since) i did not present i got an 'A' :)
haha...anyways that last part was toooo good..and i remember the way ppl reacted to it :)