Sunday, August 29, 2010

Little Miss Hubbard

When young Miss Hubbard
opened her cupboard
she couldn't decide what to wear,
Would the Pink jacket do
or the gown shining Blue
would match her new footwear.

After hours she decided
to wear a green skirt she sighted
which along with a yellow top would do.
But tying its ribbons in a knot
would take even more time she thought
'coz in such matters she didn't have a clue.

When months passed by
and her thoughts wouldn't reply
that poor little Miss Hubbard
Took scarfs Twenty One
and wore them like a Nun
and now she's called Old Mother Hubbard.

Dinner

Asked a close friend of mine
Hey Gullu, at what time you dine?
I replied, at Eleven
At Three, at Five, at Seven
At Eight and a quarter past Nine.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Heart Surgeon

ek heart surgeon ne jab ek hasina ka dil khola
tab aks apna usme dekh kar chauka, aur bola
shukriya mohtarma, jo aapne humein is kaabil samjha...
tab hosh mein aayi hasina, aur boli...
dard-e-dil ko surgeon sahab, aapne galat samjha...