main aur tu... part 2

Main andhera, tu bhoot
Main sach, tu jhoot

Main seep, tu moti
Main pant, tu dhooti

Main exercise, tu pasina
Main husn, tu hasina

Main pyaaz, tu aansu
Main toilet, tu susu

Main suraj, tu dhoop
Main kapda, tu sookh

Main genhu, tu aata
Main metro, tu bata

Main pen, tu siyahi
Main chor, tu sipahi

Main gora, tu saanwla
Main mann, tu baanwla


Main paan, tu peek
Main pipe, tu leak

Main tambaaku, tu pouch
Main dard, tu ouch


Main baasuri, tu baas
Main bahu, tu saas

Main sabji, tu curry
Main mast, tu worry

Main chuha, tu rat
Main meow, tu cat

Main bacteria, tu bimari
Main garib, tu bhikari

Main roti, tu niwala
Main biwi, tu saala

Main dulhan, tu ghunghat
Main kuan, tu panghat

Main dard, tu balm
Main sita, tu ram

Main powder, tu gaal
Main china, tu wall

main aur tu... part 1

Main cable, tu TV

Main interview, tu CV

Main employee, tu boss

Main sikka, tu toss

Main cycle, tu pedal

Main race, tu medal

Main ghadi, tu time

Main soda, tu lime

Main dard, tu dawa

Main belan, tu tawa

Main gaadi, tu petrol

Main keemti, tu anmol

Main shayar, tu gazal

Main kisaan, tu fasal

Main google, tu search

Main bachat, tu kharch

Main phone, tu call

Main bat, tu ball

Main baalti, tu mug

Main wire, tu plug

Main angoothi, tu heera

Main dhaniya, tu jeera

Little Miss Hubbard

When young Miss Hubbard

opened her cupboard

she couldn't decide what to wear,

Would the Pink jacket do

or the gown shining Blue

would match her new footwear.

After hours she decided

to wear a green skirt she sighted

which along with a yellow top would do.

But tying its ribbons in a knot

would take even more time she thought

'coz in such matters she didn't have a clue.

When months passed by

and her thoughts wouldn't reply

that poor little Miss Hubbard

Took scarfs Twenty One

and wore them like a Nun

and now she's called Old Mother Hubbard.

Dinner

Asked a close friend of mine

Hey Gullu, at what time you dine?

I replied, at Eleven

At Three, at Five, at Seven

At Eight and a quarter past Nine.

Heart Surgeon

ek heart surgeon ne jab ek hasina ka dil khola

tab aks apna usme dekh kar chauka, aur bola

shukriya mohtarma, jo aapne humein is kaabil samjha...

tab hosh mein aayi hasina, aur boli...

dard-e-dil ko surgeon sahab, aapne galat samjha...